CITY OF HEROES - LIBERTY SERVER'S The SOLUS Foundation CAPTAIN HUH?
Now, whenever Phoenix cries out the mystical word, "SMNJAF!" he turns into a pumpkin. Once that's over, he gets the incredible strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the uncanny speed of Jerome "Nike" Miller (a local pickpocket reknown for outrunning the police), the profound wisdom of Betty Nesmith (the inventor of "White Out"), the agility and certain claw-like weapons of Hugh Jackman when he plays that fuzzy-faced "W" guy, the reflexes of Mohammed Ali (when he floated like a butterfly, not a rock), and the innate charm and rugged good looks of Nathan Fillion (you will burn in Hades if you don't know who Nathan Fillion is!) Phoenix's registered hero name is Captain SMNJAF, but... Well, you can pretty much figure it out from there.
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